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Young Sheldon: S05e19 Workprint

MISSY He’s gonna get us banned again, isn’t he?

SHELDON I’ve been asked to discuss my spiritual journey. To summarize: at age five, I asked God for a proton accelerator. I did not receive it. At age seven, I asked for a pet axolotl. Also negative. Therefore, either God does not exist, or He has terrible taste in gifts.

Awkward silence. Pastor Jeff (50s, sweaty) nods encouragingly. young sheldon s05e19 workprint

MARY Just put on a polo shirt.

GEORGE SR. Because I told the principal that his “mandatory fun day” was about as fun as a colonoscopy. Then Sheldon’s science fair project – something about “the failure of local sports economics” – got posted on the bulletin board with my name on it. MISSY He’s gonna get us banned again, isn’t he

MARY Sheldon, get that nonsense off. Pastor Jeff called. He wants you to speak at the church picnic about your “journey with God.”

MISSY (Jerks thumb toward ceiling) Trying to calculate the exact trajectory of a mosquito that bit him last night. Said it’s “a matter of statistical vengeance.” I did not receive it

George stares at the mug. Stares at Sheldon. Pours the coffee out the window.

MISSY He’s gonna get us banned again, isn’t he?

SHELDON I’ve been asked to discuss my spiritual journey. To summarize: at age five, I asked God for a proton accelerator. I did not receive it. At age seven, I asked for a pet axolotl. Also negative. Therefore, either God does not exist, or He has terrible taste in gifts.

Awkward silence. Pastor Jeff (50s, sweaty) nods encouragingly.

MARY Just put on a polo shirt.

GEORGE SR. Because I told the principal that his “mandatory fun day” was about as fun as a colonoscopy. Then Sheldon’s science fair project – something about “the failure of local sports economics” – got posted on the bulletin board with my name on it.

MARY Sheldon, get that nonsense off. Pastor Jeff called. He wants you to speak at the church picnic about your “journey with God.”

MISSY (Jerks thumb toward ceiling) Trying to calculate the exact trajectory of a mosquito that bit him last night. Said it’s “a matter of statistical vengeance.”

George stares at the mug. Stares at Sheldon. Pours the coffee out the window.