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Professor Pester, his deal fulfilled, stood at the edge of the garden. The virus was gone, but something in him had been permanently altered. He no longer wanted to destroy piñatas. Instead, he muttered, "I'll be watching, gardener. One wrong seed, and I'll... I'll send you a strongly worded letter." He waddled off into the sunset, a tiny, reformed villain.
With a sound like a lollipop shattering, the earth yawned open, and out poured not soil, but a cascade of glitching, pixelated sand. The sky above the garden flickered between sunny day and a purple, starless night. The well in the corner turned into a whirlpool of molten taffy.
The journey was absurd and wonderful. Sam used a (a unicorn made of hard candy with a drill for a horn) to mine data-clusters from a mountain of frozen yogurt. He turned a Mousemallow into a living cursor by feeding it a mouse-shaped cheese, allowing it to click on invisible glitch portals. He even discovered that the Dragonache —the legendary dragon piñata—was the antivirus program itself. To hatch one, he had to plant a rainbow of seeds in the shape of a firewall.