The Office Season 5 - Internet Archive

He turned the screen. On it, Michael Scott was mid-monologue in “Weight Loss,” but instead of the aired version where he rants about fad diets, this take had him weeping into a family-sized bag of Cool Ranch Doritos while whispering, “Sometimes I think my only true love is the vending machine, because at least it accepts my change.”

Pam blinked. “That’s… deeply sad.” the office season 5 internet archive

The camera holds on an empty reception desk. Fade to black. Silence. He turned the screen