Leo smiled. "We saved it by being real. Now, who wants to watch Space Heroes on actual, legal Blu-ray?"
The Shredder froze mid-laugh. He stuttered. He pixelated. And with the sad, descending tone of a dropped call, he vanished.
"Wanna bet?"
Donnie threw a wadded-up napkin at him. The lair filled with the safe, analog sound of laughter.
Leo adjusted the tension on his katanas, the steel whispering against the sheaths. "Master Splinter is clear," he said, his voice tight. "We face the Foot Clan, not the FCC."
Mikey raised a hand. "Can we pirate the menu screen? Just the menu screen?"
"This is stupid!" Raph yelled, throwing a sai. It passed right through an enemy.