Yours in suspense, [Your Name]
If you're looking for an interesting way to tell Santander that they lost your card (for example, if they mailed a replacement that never arrived, or they admitted to misplacing it internally), here’s a creative sample: The curious case of the card that never came
Then I called you, and your agent said, and I quote: “We seem to have lost track of the card after dispatch.”
Either way, please cancel that card and send another. This time, maybe attach an AirTag.
You recently informed me that my new card was on its way. I waited by the letterbox like a loyal dog. Days passed. Nothing.
Dear Santander,
I’m not angry — I’m genuinely impressed. Did it fall behind a filing cabinet? Get eaten by a sorting machine? Or is it out there, living a better life, tapping contactlessly at a coffee shop I’ve never been to?
Yours in suspense, [Your Name]
If you're looking for an interesting way to tell Santander that they lost your card (for example, if they mailed a replacement that never arrived, or they admitted to misplacing it internally), here’s a creative sample: The curious case of the card that never came santander lost my card
Then I called you, and your agent said, and I quote: “We seem to have lost track of the card after dispatch.” Yours in suspense, [Your Name] If you're looking
Either way, please cancel that card and send another. This time, maybe attach an AirTag. I waited by the letterbox like a loyal dog
You recently informed me that my new card was on its way. I waited by the letterbox like a loyal dog. Days passed. Nothing.
Dear Santander,
I’m not angry — I’m genuinely impressed. Did it fall behind a filing cabinet? Get eaten by a sorting machine? Or is it out there, living a better life, tapping contactlessly at a coffee shop I’ve never been to?
