Works at the Mudgate Guild. They have a tattoo of a coffee mug on their forearm. They have developed the ability to file paperwork while asleep. When asked why they stay, they shrug and say: “Someone has to make sure the idiots don’t kill themselves before lunch. Besides, the dental plan is… actually, there is no dental plan. But the stories. Gods, the stories.” The Philosophy of the Bottom-Tier Desk What does it mean to be the receptionist at the worst guild in the kingdom? It means understanding that heroism isn’t always a sword. Sometimes, heroism is a functioning inkwell. It’s a warm chair. It’s remembering that the anxious young rogue who just lost her first party needs to hear “Try again tomorrow” instead of “You’re not cut out for this.”
A former A-rank mage who took the job after a curse rendered him unable to cast spells above F-rank. He runs the Thornwood Guild’s desk with terrifying efficiency. He also maintains a secret list of adventurers who failed to say “please.” They only ever get escort quests. To swamps. receptionist at the bottom tier guild
Young adventurers arrive every day, eyes blazing with heroic light. They’ve read tales of legendary heroes who started at the bottom. They don’t realize that 90% of bottom-tier adventurers end up as goblin food or, worse, selling insurance. Works at the Mudgate Guild