Radroachhc Direct

Welcome to the pit, wastelander. Don’t forget your earplugs. And for the love of Atom, watch out for the stage diver.

If the lead roach raises its abdomen and emits a bright yellow aerosol, do not run. That is the “crowd-killing” pheromone. To survive, you must hold your breath and grab the nearest radroach by its antennae. This establishes mutual assured destruction. The aerosol will clear. You will taste batteries for a week.

You don't hunt Radroachhc. You feel it first, as a subsonic pressure in your molars. It is the sound of a trash can lid being dragged down a flight of metal stairs, slowed to 33 RPM, then sped back up to 45.