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– In a groundbreaking report that has rattled the foundations of both the education system and the caffeine industry, QuackPrep’s dubious research division has confirmed what desperate parents have been praying for: Marathon, sleep-deprived, soul-crushing study sessions are marginally better than doing absolutely nothing.

April 14, 2026

In a related story, QuackPrep has just released its latest luxury product: . For only $4,999, students receive a wooden pencil that we claim was once chewed on by a Princeton admissions officer. It comes with a 45-page guide on how to blame your proctor for your lack of focus. quackprep.org

Below is a feature piece for . Headline: New Study Finds That Staring at a Practice Test for 14 Hours Straight is ‘Technically’ a Form of Studying – In a groundbreaking report that has rattled