Phil's: Epic Halloween Prank On Claire

Noted. Honey, quick question. Do you believe in ghosts?

But this year… this year I’ve got technology . And showmanship. And a deep, deeply unhealthy need to win. Part 1: The Setup phil's epic halloween prank on claire

Phil. It’s October 30th. You’ve already made three “ghosted by a listing” jokes. I’m immune. But this year… this year I’ve got technology

He opens the freezer. Instantly, a dozen live crickets pour out onto his head. They’re everywhere—in his hair, down his shirt, hopping across the floor. Part 1: The Setup Phil

Because the porch light is flickering. And before you say it, no, that’s not a ghost. It’s a defective bulb . Which you’ll find… in the closet.

Are you hiding something in the closet again? Because the last time you said “closet ghost,” I found a discontinued trampoline you bought off Craigslist.