The infected don’t bite. They’re worse. They dab. Violently. Their joints hyperextend, and each dab releases a shockwave of compressed Mountain Dew vapor. Highly acidic. Highly radical .
By morning, he’d constructed a pair of oversized sunglasses out of shattered monitor glass and declared himself “xX_NoScope_King_Xx.” Then he sneezed. The sneeze wasn’t a sneeze. It was a . Three decibels shy of lethal. mlg virus
The Last 420 Blaze It
One of them spots me. He pulls out a foam finger. The finger is on fire. The infected don’t bite
If you find this log… don’t cry for me. mlg virus