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We cleaned the carpet. We lit a candle. Melody is now 17 and applying for colleges. She doesn’t remember saying it, but I had it cross-stitched onto a pillow for her dorm room.

Have you ever had a "Melody Marks" moment in your house? Tell me your war stories in the comments below. Misery loves company. melody marks poop

In our household, a "Melody Mark" has become shorthand for that specific, horrifying moment when your child’s digestive system creates a permanent souvenir. We cleaned the carpet