Exclusive: Magaluf Stag Activities

Tom looked at the photo on his phone: the inflatable T-Rex, the plastic monkeys, the velvet sofa drool. He laughed, winced from the headache, and then laughed again.

By 2 PM, they were on a catamaran packed with other stags, hen parties, and a DJ who looked like he’d been awake for three days. The rules were simple: don’t fall in, don’t lose the ring, and keep Tom’s glass full. Alex had ordered the "Viking Funeral" package—an open bar and a plank to walk off.

They ended the night at a silent disco on the beach. It was 3 AM. The world was soft and fuzzy. Tom put on the headphones. He had three channels: 80s rock, 90s hip-hop, or Eurotrance. He couldn't hear his mates, only the music in his own ears. He looked around. Alex was passionately singing Bon Jovi to a seagull. Finn was breakdancing badly. Gaz had found his trunks again but was wearing them on his head. Paul was just sitting in the sand, smiling, holding a half-eaten kebab. magaluf stag activities

Tom groaned, but he was smiling.

They stumbled off the boat and into a waiting minibus. Destination: Western Water Park. The hangovers hadn’t arrived yet, but they were lurking. The key activity here was the "Kamikaze" slide—a near-vertical drop that made Tom’s stomach relocate to his throat. Finn went first, screaming like a banshee. Tom went second, his inflatable T-Rex arms flapping uselessly behind him. Tom looked at the photo on his phone:

Tom took off his headphones for a second. The silence of the sea crashed in. Then he put them back on, cranked up the Eurotrance, and danced like nobody was watching—because, really, nobody sober was.

"It was perfect," he said. "Never again. But perfect." The rules were simple: don’t fall in, don’t

Evening fell, and Punta Ballena transformed. Neon bled into the twilight. The air smelled of sun cream, fried chicken, and possibility. This was the main event: 18 holes of pub golf. Each bar was a "hole," with a specific drink as the "par." A shot of tequila was a par 3. A pint of lager was a par 5. A suspicious-looking pink cocktail with a plastic monkey in it was a par 4, but only if you kept the monkey.