I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Greece Season 13 Bd9 〈2K〉

The vote happens fast. Whispers. Pointed fingers. Inevitably, the axe falls on , a 52-year-old former rugby prop turned reality TV villain. He is loud, eats triple portions, and last night called the camp's beloved yoga instructor "a space cadet." Paul (to camera, sweating through his vest): "They've picked me. The snakes. Right. I've scrrummaged against the All Blacks. I've headbutted a wardrobe on Celebrity Big Brother . How bad can a few Greek lizards be?" Trial Location: The Parthenon of Pain (a custom-built structure overlooking a jagged coastline).

Six stars. Six meals. But the curse? Paul returns, grey-faced, clutching a canteen. He doesn't speak. He just sits by the fire, staring at the flames. i'm a celebrity... get me out of here greece season 13 bd9

It sits there. Dark, muscular, roughly the size of a clenched fist. A slow, primal lub-dub is visible. It is, horrifically, still twitching. The vote happens fast

Second bowl: . He crunches. A squirt of vitreous humour hits the cameraman's lens. Inevitably, the axe falls on , a 52-year-old

He’s at four bowls. Two minutes left. The sun is brutal.