I Hate Luv Storys [2021] -

If you’ve ever rolled your eyes so hard at a rom-com that you saw your own brain, this post is for you. Here is the core of my hatred: the Grand Gesture.

I love the couple who sits on the couch in their sweatpants, scrolling their phones in silence, and calls it a date night. i hate luv storys

In real life? If someone shows up at my office with a marching band after I specifically asked for space, I am calling HR. If you interrupt my best friend’s wedding to confess your feelings, I hope the bride’s father tackles you. If you’ve ever rolled your eyes so hard

I love the romance of a clean bathroom and a paid bill. scrolling their phones in silence

I hate stories.