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Family Beach Pageant 2 Today

Forget tuxedos and ballgowns. We want sequin-covered rash guards, shell-encrusted bow ties, sandals with glitter straps, and linen suits paired with waterproof mascara. Each family will have 60 seconds to introduce themselves with a pose, a wave, or a dramatic turn. Bonus points for families who roll in on a wagon or surfboard.

We do this because every family deserves one day where the only competition is who can laugh harder. family beach pageant 2

See you on the sand. Don’t forget your sense of humor—it floats. Forget tuxedos and ballgowns

As the sun dips toward the horizon, each family will walk the “runway” (a 50-foot stretch of packed sand lit by tiki torches). Outfits should reflect “elegance meets ocean.” Think flowing cover-ups, linen, dried flower leis, and maybe a fake (or real?) seagull on a shoulder. The catch: you must carry a melting ice cream cone without looking stressed. Bonus points for families who roll in on

So mark your calendars. Dig out the craziest swimwear. Practice your best beach wave. And get ready for

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