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I grabbed Brandon’s camera, flipped on the flash, and aimed it at the “magic mirror.” The light bounced off, hitting the apple and—because glitter glue is 90% reflective—sent a blast of light straight into Mackenzie’s hair.

“Mackenzie,” I said loudly, “your apple isn’t poisoned. It’s just… arts and crafts.” dork diaries once upon a dork

OMG! You will NOT believe what happened. I grabbed Brandon’s camera, flipped on the flash,

Classic Chloe and Zoey.

Brandon drew a cartoon of the whole thing for the school newspaper. The caption: “Once Upon a Dork: She Lived Annoyingly Ever After.” I grabbed Brandon’s camera

She was dressed as Snow White. But like, expensive Snow White. Her dress was silk, her hair had its own gravity-defying sparkle, and she was holding a real apple.

Mackenzie Hollister.