Auslogic Disk Defragmenter [UPDATED]

It was the resignation letter. Perfectly written. Perfectly contiguous.

> You have defragmented this drive 1,247 times since 2018. auslogic disk defragmenter

But just before the uninstaller finished, a final pop-up appeared: It was the resignation letter

> But your hard drive is 0% fragmented.

> Recommendation: Go outside. Touch grass. Defrag your sleep schedule. You have defragmented this drive 1