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King Pig stared at his empty kart. Then, he pulled out a tiny white flag.
The sun blazed down on Piggy Island, but the usual cackle of triumph was missing. In fact, the only sound was the frustrated squeak-squeak-squeak of rusty wheels.
"Version 1.5.2 has ruined me!" he wailed. "My tuning cards! All my legendary parts! They’re… common now!" angry birds go 1.5.2
King Pig Smooth Cheeks slammed his tiny golden fist on the dashboard of his brand-new "Royal Rumble" kart. It was a monstrous machine—gold-plated, with a diamond-encrusted exhaust and a horn that played a tiny fanfare. But it wouldn't move.
The race began.
"Check it," he said, holding up his phone. "Update 1.5.2. They nerfed the pigs' top speed by 18% and buffed our cornering."
"Finally!" Chuck zipped by in a blur of yellow lightning. "My handling stat was a joke! Now I can take the hairpin at the Churn without flying into the cheese volcano!" King Pig stared at his empty kart
The Blues—three tiny birds in one oversized soapbox derby car—squeaked with joy. "Our slipstream boost got a cooldown reduction! We can draft forever!"