Velocipastor (2018). A priest who loses his parents gains the ability to turn into a dinosaur. He fights ninjas and prostitutes. It knows it’s bad, which makes it brilliant.
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ThanksKilling (2009). A homicidal turkey stalks college kids. The first line of dialogue: “Nice tits, bitch.” It’s a Thanksgiving tradition for horror fans. Velocipastor (2018)